opalescent: Emergency cleaning: Unfuck your whole... →
unfuckyourhabitat: So, your landlord/parent/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started. Don’t panic. Panic leads to fear, fear leads to procrastination,…
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: castielbuscus: renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week then to 0 a week for 5 months
vvorldwideweb: how do u nicely shove breath mints into someones mouth
ejacutastic: super-cyanide-christ: ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko At least we don’t bleed from it. i was going to tell you you missed the entire point but your blog title is let the blood flow and i can’t stop fucking laughing
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
15 Signs The Kiss Meant Something →
You can’t stop thinking about their lips. What kind of lip balm were they using? That’s all you’re thinking about. Totally.
8 Things I Don't Miss About Living In Japan →
decayedkyo: You basically have to walk a perfect straight line at all times in Japan because if you veer off at any moment you will almost definitely get mashed by a Japanese lady on a mamabike with three kids… True dat.
hiragana adventures: the difference a particle...
japanlove: julieyumi: こいがしたい koi ga shitai i want to fall in love こいとしたい koi to shitai i want to do it with a carp こいのしたい koi no shitai the corpse of a carp #the importance of kanji
unkillablemonster: The idea of me gaining weight while I eat healthy and take shit loads of vitamins makes me miserable, I truly envy you if you can eat anything & not gain 1lbs!
I JUST HAVE ALL THESE FEELS